So we bought dye (note: he picked the color, lighter than I thought we wanted. Just saying) I boiled a huge pot of water and we bleached his jeans.
There is no before picture of black jeans but here they are bleached. Use your imagination.
We poured the boiling water dye and jeans in the wringer washer and let it agitate. for a long time. and things were looking good and blue.
Side note: Do not attempt this process while making rice, it will boil over and then burn while you are distracted and you will have to throw it out and make noodles for dinner.
Wanna know the kicker? They don't fit. They are too tight. Micah will not wear them. And he wonders why I get so frustrated when he refuses to try things on.